The related headlines placed directly below the tweet really bring it all home.
"There’s a free prize inside me!" Happy chortled. "Don’t you want the free prize?"
"I just," Tommy wept, "I just want my parents back! I just want to go home!"
"But you are home, Tommy!" Happy whispered, stroking the sobbing child’s hair with his blood-soaked hands. "You are home." Happy’s head opened up and he pulled out a slab of gory muscle from inside him. Tommy looked at it and convulsed at the memory of seeing Happy full it from his father’s chest.
The smiling box leaned into Tommy’s ear and said, “After all, home is where the heart is.”
You know there’s a buttan that lets your followers hear this Fucking Awesomeness too, right?
Allow me to litter your timeline with lots of new music.